DALEK STEVE

Dalek Steve would apologize for not being around recently, but he’s been on a glamorous tropical island vacation with his new girlfriend and her dirty hipster dog, and doesn’t care how you feel about his absence.

Dalek Steve makes his first public address, announcing his candidacy for President of the United States.

Dalek Steve is in your Hangout, exterminating your internet friends.

Dalek Steve discovered viral videos this morning and has decided he’d like to meet this “NYYYYYYYYAAAN Cat” so that they may coordinate their efforts towards total intergalactic extermination.

Dalek Steve prepares his vat of green glowing liquid for his “picnic” next to the city reservoir later today.

Dalek Steve can’t help but feel moved by the message of the sculpture. He will let the humans live for another day.  But only one day, tomorrow, they’re goners.

His energy weapon back to full working order, Dalek Steve has his target locked in and he is ready to EXTERMINAAAATE!!!

With his energy weapon out of commission, Dalek Steve sees only one alternative to sitting around his fortress and wallowing in his own self-pity.  That alternative is to be make himself excessively drunk at a dive bar downtown and lavishly enjoy the self-pity of its patrons.