The EPIC Adventures of a Little Red Wind-Up ToyTumblr (3.0; @daleksteve)http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gd4dhCMI1rtojslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dalek Steve would apologize for not being around recently, but he’s been on a glamorous tropical island vacation with his new girlfriend and her dirty hipster dog, and doesn’t care how you feel about his absence.</p>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/22322192341http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/22322192341Thu, 03 May 2012 11:17:00 -0400Dalek SteveDaleksdoctor whomynameistiff<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wku0MxRF1rtojslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/21607046364http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/21607046364Sun, 22 Apr 2012 18:51:36 -0400daleksDalek Stevedoctor whoDalek Steve for State Representativemynameistiff<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2monq2WPW1rtojslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dalek Steve makes his first public address, announcing his candidacy for President of the United States.</p>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/21271107811http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/21271107811Tue, 17 Apr 2012 11:38:36 -0400dalek stevedaleksdoctor who2012 Presidential Campaignmynameistiff<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ife4moSr1rtojslo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Dalek Steve is in your Hangout, exterminating your internet friends.</p>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/21213643021http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/21213643021Mon, 16 Apr 2012 11:28:54 -0400Google+HangoutsDalek SteveDaleksdoctor whoWind-Up Toysmynameistiff<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_21150981863" src="http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/21150981863/audio_player_iframe/daleksteve/tumblr_m2e18wmTjp1rtojsl?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdaleksteve%2F21150981863%2Ftumblr_m2e18wmTjp1rtojsl" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Dalek Steve can’t stop thinking about how awesome it’d be to team up with NYYYYYYYYAAAN Cat to exterminate EVERYTHING in the galaxy.</p> <p><a href="http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee403/mynameistiff/Dalek-Steve--Nyan-Cat.gif" target="_blank"><img height="440" src="http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee403/mynameistiff/Dalek-Steve--Nyan-Cat.gif" width="350"/></a></p>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/21150981863http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/21150981863Sun, 15 Apr 2012 12:02:29 -0400Dalek SteveNyan Catdalekswind-up toysmynameistiff<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dnkr6lMK1rtojslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dalek Steve discovered viral videos this morning and has decided he’d like to meet this “NYYYYYYYYAAAN Cat” so that they may coordinate their efforts towards total intergalactic extermination.</p>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/21087535443http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/21087535443Sat, 14 Apr 2012 12:01:33 -0400daleksDalek Stevedoctor whowind-up toysnyan catmynameistiff<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2bkbhvLBz1rtojslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dalek Steve prepares his vat of green glowing liquid for his “picnic” next to the city reservoir later today.</p>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/21027461671http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/21027461671Fri, 13 Apr 2012 11:30:00 -0400daleksDalek Stevedoctor whoridiculous plots to destroy humanitymynameistiff<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26aw7H8wC1rtojslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dalek Steve can’t help but feel moved by the message of the sculpture. He will let the humans live for another day.  But only one day, tomorrow, they’re goners.</p>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20967602598http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20967602598Thu, 12 Apr 2012 11:56:02 -0400LOVEdalek stevedaleksdoctor whowind-up toysLove ParkJFK PlazaPhiladelphiamynameistiff<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2834lmO0C1rtojslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>His energy weapon back to full working order, Dalek Steve has his target locked in and he is ready to EXTERMINAAAATE!!!</p>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20906951245http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20906951245Wed, 11 Apr 2012 11:54:07 -0400doctor whoDalek StevedaleksEXTERMINATE!My Name Is Tiffmynameistiff<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26b3ay7xT1rtojslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>With his energy weapon out of commission, Dalek Steve sees only one alternative to sitting around his fortress and wallowing in his own self-pity.  That alternative is to be make himself excessively drunk at a dive bar downtown and lavishly enjoy the self-pity of its patrons.</p>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20845670092http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20845670092Tue, 10 Apr 2012 17:45:19 -0400dalek stevedaleksyuenglingdoctor whowind-up toysmynameistiff<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m266njDn9x1rtojslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dalek Steve found himself in a scrum with a Penguins fan and is now in need of repair.</p>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20782229576http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20782229576Mon, 09 Apr 2012 12:00:46 -0400DaleksDalek SteveDoctor WhoWind-Up Toymynameistiff<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m23b2f76fb1rtojslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Every breath you take…<br/>Every move you make…<br/>Every bond you break, every step you take…</p> <p><em><strong>DALEK STEVE WILL BE WATCHING YOU.</strong></em></p>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20717896211http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20717896211Sun, 08 Apr 2012 12:03:39 -0400DaleksDoctor WhoDalek Stevethe policeevery breath you takemynameistiff<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22lipxFHk1rtojslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dalek Steve will one day rule this planet and exterminate all inferior non-Dalek life forms living on it.</p>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20655366923http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20655366923Sat, 07 Apr 2012 12:04:07 -0400doctor whodaleksdalek steveEXTERMINATEmynameistiff<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22fsvygPp1rtojslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dalek Steve used his plunger to extract these from the ground, just for you.</p>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20593630767http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20593630767Fri, 06 Apr 2012 12:14:55 -0400DaleksDoctor WhoDalek SteveWind-Up Toysflowersmynameistiff<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22fpyrzoj1rtojslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dalek Steve hates this freakish planet of giant cartoon dogs clothed in letterman’s jackets.</p>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20593535828http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20593535828Fri, 06 Apr 2012 12:13:10 -0400DaleksDoctor WhoDalek SteveWind-Up ToysSnoopymynameistiff<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22fe3wNBj1rtojslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dalek Steve was cast out of the New Dalek Paradigm.</p>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20593153003http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20593153003Fri, 06 Apr 2012 12:06:02 -0400Wind-Up ToysDaleksDoctor WhoDalek Stevemynameistiff<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22fc9zy771rtojslo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>His name is Dalek Steve.  Receive it?</p>http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20593087047http://daleksteve.tumblr.com/post/20593087047Fri, 06 Apr 2012 12:04:56 -0400DaleksDoctor WhoWind-Up ToysDalek Stevemynameistiff